Snowflake Inc. | Quick Numbers

Data analyst Eva sees a Slack message she dreads: “PHIL – INCOMING!!!!!!” Phil from marketing is on his way for “quick numbers.” To avoid him, she stages a full-blown escape. She darts through the office like a secret agent, crawls through vents, and ends up stuck in a vending machine—all while her coworkers carry on as if nothing’s happening. The ad closes with the solution: Snowflake’s self-serve data platform, which would have prevented the chaos. The tagline lands the joke: “Log out. Go to improv.”

The Formula (That Works at Any Budget)

Painful truth = Quick asks derail focus.
Analysts know the pain of endless “just one number” requests. Snowflake turns that small interruption into a life-or-death chase.
Lesson: Take a minor frustration and exaggerate it into high drama.

Genre Parody = Spy thriller in the office.
A Slack ping becomes a Mission: Impossible scenario.
Lesson: Borrow a blockbuster genre to make dry problems entertaining.

Single punchline = “Log out. Go to improv.”
The promise isn’t about dashboards—it’s about freedom. Snowflake doesn’t just save time; it gives people their lives back.
Lesson: Sell the bigger win, not just the workflow.

Humor Breakdown

The comedy comes from Eva’s overreaction. Crawling through vents and hiding in a vending machine is absurd, but her coworkers’ total indifference makes it even funnier. The gag lands because it mirrors how those “quick asks” feel—tiny in scope but massive in impact.

Final Verdict

Snowflake nails B2B comedy with a story every data pro can relate to. The ad is sharp, cinematic, and empathetic, turning an everyday annoyance into a hilarious spy thriller. By the time the tagline appears, the value of self-serve analytics is crystal clear.

BRAVE-o-meter Score

B-9 | R-10 | A-9 | V-8 | E-9
BRAVE – 9.0/10

Watch the full ad & learn more:
Website: Snowflake Official Site
LinkedIn: Snowflake on LinkedIn

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Understanding the B.R.A.V.E. Scoring System

The B.R.A.V.E. scoring system uses AI to deliver an unbiased evaluation of top-of-the-funnel B2B brand ads. It measures potential impact, memorability, and effectiveness by assessing five key components of a video ad or commercial. This system gauges an ad's capacity to drive brand recall and enhance salience, ensuring that creative work not only captures attention but also leaves a lasting impression.

What B.R.A.V.E. Stands For:

Each letter represents a key factor in determining an ad’s success:

  • BBoldness: Is the ad original, creative, or daring? Does it break away from generic B2B marketing, or is it just another forgettable corporate video?
  • RRelevance: Does it connect with a real buyer pain point? Is it addressing a specific frustration or need, or just listing product features?
  • AAttention: Does it grab and hold attention in the first few seconds? Is it visually or tonally engaging, or easy to skip?
  • VVibe: Does it create an emotional response—laughter, recognition, or surprise? Or does it feel like just another corporate info dump?
  • EEffectiveness: Will buyers remember the brand when they need a solution? Does the ad make an impact that lasts beyond the moment?

How It’s Applied to B2B Video Rating

Each video is scored 1 to 10 in all five categories, based on how well it meets the criteria. The total score (out of 50) is then divided by 5 to give a final B.R.A.V.E. score out of 10.

For example:

  • An ad scoring B-8 | R-9 | A-7 | V-6 | E-8 has a total of 38/50.
  • The final B.R.A.V.E. score is 7.6/10.

Why It Matters

B2B ads often struggle with being bland, forgettable, or ineffective. The B.R.A.V.E. system ensures they are judged by their ability to break through, connect with buyers, and drive action.

Simply put: If your ad isn’t B.R.A.V.E., it’s invisible.

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